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dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

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mongoliantiger:

When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

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stratoc:

i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well

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vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

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She called me today…

and she told me she loved me and I told her I loved her. I had a big smile on my face when she told me that. I felt like a dork. What am I doing? Falling for her? Psh, yeah. I am.

How to give a blowjob

melancholic-wallflower:

Do:

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Do NOT:

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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